Mullah TV America, Enemy
Mullah TV
America, Enemy of God, America the mad demon...light the pure flames to destroy the serpents...O Men of the seven continents, awake! Awake! Light the pure flames to destroy the serpents; this impure octopus with seven heads...must be killed.
-- from a music video, seen on Tehran TV, produced by those swingin' hipsters, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.
Even so, Iran's version of MTV is more poetic than this passage of a sermon given last January by Iranian Ayatollah Mohammad Ememi-Kashami at Tehran University:
If you [Americans] behave with disrespect even just a little bit, [Iran] will punch you in the mouth so hard that all your devouring teeth will fall out.
We have been warned.